Saturday, June 30, 2007

The least respected job in the world

black, pot bellied, a face that looks like earth after an asteroid hit.... lo and behold its the puneri mama!! ( traffic policeman), the worst that you can do as a human being. If there was a food chain then mamas wud figure right after tadpoles. As a profession directing traffic on pune roads is not exactly a happy job..... i mean a doorknob gets more respect than a mama. Why would anyone want to stand at a traffic signal for 10 hours inhaling diesel fumes? beats the hell outta me! u can beg and earn more money rite? a little introspection and it hits me ... there is another job that is truly more humiliating and demeaning than the job profile of a pune based traffic poilceman... that of an icici telecaller.... if a mama figures after tadpoles in the pecking order then the icici telecaller is the absolute last rung in the foodchain.. figuring rite after sand and volcanic rocks.....being a telecaller in this bank is like trying to get outta quicksand... if you dont struggle you sink.. if you struggle you sink faster... either ways you are dead! makes you wanna legalise euthanasia.... if i had more money than the loose change i make rite now.. i would create a fund for these poor unfortunate souls.....

2 comments:

Unknown said...

jus to let u know....calculating coeff correlations like u is not noble !!

Am thinking if I was relive my last 10 yrs, what profession would I have chosen ??

I would guess you would opt to be the president of PAV BHAJJI TASTERS ASSOCIATION :)

Mickey said...

shut up you nutjob... these UK institutions must be nuts to enroll a bonafide member of CRA like you... CRA ? Chennai Rat Association