Laptops..... great way to look busy

After an indepth analysis of "corporate" culture..... i have come to the conclusion that laptops were invented because senior management ran out of ideas to look busy. A presence of a laptop within typing distance automatically makes you look like a manager who has been designing strategies since you were an egg in your moms womb.

Notice how many senior managers ALWAYS work on a laptop inspite of having other options, while those actually getting their feet dirty have a computer that is just marginally more evolved than a calculator.

Any work done on a laptop is deemed to be of vital importance to the "strategic" plans of the company, even if it means 8 solid hours of back to back solitaire.

Now you needn't worry about watching porn on your laptop .... just keep your hand movements below "vigorous" and you are safe.... extended laptop usage might also just win you the employee of the month award and a promotion!!!

Chal gotta go, boss has surfaced from HIS laptop...... which means  i have a small time window, in which i need to exhibit actions that communicate the message that i am hard at work........ :-)